Point #10-See the World Through Dork Coloured Glasses

7 Nov

It seems like the more art/craft/makin’ stuff I do, the more I see new patterns and colours and that sort of thing all around me. The word “craft” jumps out at me from books and websites; I notice shapes and designs on commercial packaging; I wonder at colour combinations on billboards. I start to see the beauty and splendour of beaded sushi.

Beaded sushi is something no sane person would create. It’s purely decorative; it’s glass beads so you can’t actually eat it. It’s not like wax or beaded fruit that looks like a normal sort of older lady table decoration. You see beaded sushi sitting on someone’s table and you start to wonder if they have a woman suit made of human skin hiding somewhere in the house as well. I see beaded sushi periodically in bead magazines or web articles about beaded plants and flowers, which, while not alive, at least make more sense as a decorative item. Inevitably, the creator of these weird, but admittedly beautiful, objects cop to the fact that they made them because they were inspired by the original sushi’s colours, shapes, and patterns. And I get that.

I went through a period of time that the kindest term to apply to it would be “craft hiatus” and the worst would be “miserably unimaginative life-wide snooze fest”. I am gratified to know that when one slides back into a life that devotes itself to making that one can develop an artistic eye again. I was truly afraid that that wouldn’t happen to me…that I had lost it for good. Then the beaded sushi started making sense and I could stare enthralled at the design on a label for Method cleaner without the aid of Substances (meaningful wink) so I knew I was back in the game. I begin to see why an artistic eye and Substances (meaningful wink) can result in great art being made, because just the eye part makes you see batshit things anyway. (Here again, beaded sushi, I look at you…you just make me hungry, you know…and I can’t eat you.) I’ve been grateful for a lot of things lately, but the Eye coming back has been a big one. The next step is trying to figure out how a giant beaded turkey may have a useful place in society.


3 Responses to “Point #10-See the World Through Dork Coloured Glasses”

  1. Simbelmynë November 7, 2009 at 12:41 pm #

    I’m with you on the “miserably unimaginative life-wide snooze fest”-just the honest way to phrase it. And I’m never going back to that.

    Maybe the turkey will be with you always? but it certainly will amaze and amuse the world.

    I married into a family with a stunning prairie style house they built as their dream home, and in the tastefully decorated entryway of a tastefully decorated house, stands a giant pink and blue neon paperclip, commissioned by my tasteful father-in-law.

    There’s room in the world for everything.

  2. Rana November 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm #

    I would use a giant beaded turkey as a centerpiece on my coffee table throughout the month of November…. it’d be cool!

  3. cynjon November 9, 2009 at 10:24 pm #

    Here’s to the Return of the Eye!

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